The Vow: May 20, 2011

As of November 20 I made a Vow. Not to make out, fondle, or any other sort of combo sinful business for 6 months.

Chastity belts for everyone!

It’s not like I was planning on going out there and having at it, but I really want to make sure I’m not duped again. I know when I am sad I’m easily dupe-able. So, henceforth, all this vow business.

That will mean that May 20, 2011 I can kiss someone, if I so choose. No New Year’s kiss for this gal. Naw, I’ll be sexing it up with my martini. But I’m fine with that. I’m actually REALLY excited about the Vow. Is that weird?

Wish me luck on my journey. I think the longest I’ve lasted since I was 16 was…2 months? Maybe. What?! I’m a healthy 20-something with needs too!

Until our next embrace (But friendly embrace of course! Come on now, I have a vow!),



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