Soooooo, I have something to confess.
Ya know how my name is 25 single white female?
Well…When I started this blog I was NOT 25. I was actually 23, about to turn 24.
And the confession, welp, I turn 25 this week. So what am I going to do after next year? Welp, be 26 single white female, silly!
Turning 25 is really, stupidly exciting to me. I know it’s not supposed to be a big birthday, but to me it’s the ultimate 20-year-old birthday. Better than 21. At 21 you are still really dumb. In terms of most things in your life, you are still immature and now you can drink, woopidy doo-da. I’m not an alcoholic, so I didn’t really care. It’s just more convenient to be over 21.
But 25. Oh, twenty-five. You glorious beautifully solid, odd number you. 25 is graceful.
25 is experienced. 25 is experiencing. 25 is wiser. 25 is mid-twenties. 25 is confident. And my favorite part about 25…
25 is brain solidfying.
What do I mean by that, you ask? Intriguing, I know!
It’s science! The frontal lobe is the last part of the brain to fully develop around age 25 and has the highest plasticity throughout life, meaning that it can easily change connection and make new ones. And why do we care about the frontal lobe? Well! **Bill Nye the Science Guy enters from stage left** Frontal cortex is said to process reasoning and decision making. hmmmm…
So here are my Top 25 things that I’m excited about being 25 for!
25 Reasons Why the Age 25 is the Shiat.
25- Once you turn 25, car insurance companies can lower your rates, because statistically car accidents go down. Plus they like the sciencey part of your brain being fully developed (and Bill Nye).
24- After the age of 25 you start to slowly lose your memory. Some would say this is a negative. I don’t know about you, but I’m just going to use that as an excuse in sticky situations. OH, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to pay that bill late…I’m 25, losing my memory. SEEeee.
23- My chance of getting a divorce goes down by almost half! DANNNNNGGGGG. I don’t want to get divorced, so I’ll take it. So far, so good.
22- 25 is hot. Period.
21- I’m not in school and have been working out in the real world for a couple of years. I’m getting a hold on this strange thing called life.
20- It’s time to start doing the shit I’ve always said I’ve wanted to do. I’m kind of already doing it.
19- I can rent a car without crap going down like extra deposits or whatever they drum up.
18- 25 years of experience under your belt of a lot of things. You could be considered the master of some things. The Master of Walking. The Master of Breathing. The Master of…Sleeping. It’s really up to what you are feeling like claiming. And proud of. I’m proud of my capability to fall asleep instantly-I’ve had a lot of practice.
17- For ladies, you are half way there to becoming a part of the Red Hat Society. I already have my application filled out.
16- I’m almost home free of mental illness! 1 in 5 US adults have mental illness. BUT in a study the 18-25 age group was reported as having the most mental illness, and more women than men were afflicted. 25 is one year close to being home-free!
15- It just sounds cool. Say 23 outloud. DUMB. Twenty-four. Um, who cares? 25. Wow.
14- 25 is half way to 50. I better make these next 25 count.
13- According to Wikipedia, twenty-five is is the natural number following 24 and preceding 26.
12- The Atomic Number 25 is Maganese, a hard brittle grey polyvalent metallic element that resembles iron but is not magnetic; used in making steel; occurs in many minerals. And that’s just bad ass.
11- 25 is a square number. 5² = 5 × 5
10- 25 is also the day that Christmas is on, and even if you’re not religious (like me) it still has a special feeling associated with it. Happiness.
9- The Sun rotates once in 25 days near the poles and about 30 days near its equator.
8- $0.25 is the best coin. I feel rich when I find a quarter.
7- I could be in the United States House of Representatives- 25 is the minimum age! Watch out Washington!
6- When Orson Welles was 25 years old he directed directed and starred in Citizen Kane.
5- After May 1 I will have said I ran a full marathon at the age of 25. Definitely never thought that would happen.
4- 25 is a great age to be single. Why? Because you have that awesome brain all developed and you can make super smart decisions about YOUR future!
3- Like Daft Punk says, you are harder better, faster, stronger.
2- I think I’ll reiterate the fact that is sounds cool. Tweeeeennnnntttttyyyyyyy-fiveeee. Yup, it still does even all slowed down.
1- And the #1 reason turning 25 is the shiat! Because YOU MAKE IT BE THE SHIAT!
Yours celebrating all of these reasons,