My personal resume boasts a graduate degree, stable income and independence, an awesome rack and quick wit. All of which make me a pretty damn good catch if I do say so myself… add in my photographic memory for every article and tip I’ve ever read in Cosmo magazine and voila, DREAM BOAT! Continue reading
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Guess what we are fortunate enough to be alive for????? 11.11.11! Yep. A date. That consists of a repetitious number.
Ok, so maybe that doesn’t seem like such a big damn deal to you but I bet you know at least one person who’s making a big damn deal about it! Afterall it really is a rare occurrence…a once in a century occurrence. Which translates into one of two things in this “neck of the woods” …
1.) People start stocking up their apocalypse bunkers, and praying at stop lights.
2.) They run to the altar, stop taking their birth control and start practicing procreation.
Regardless of which of these options you chose (or get suckered into by redneck brain wa[r]sh) you can be sure that for the next oh, 100 freakin’ years…you’re going to be asked… “Where were you on 11.11.11?”
Which brings me to the point of this blog… Continue reading